I wake up in the morning, put my foot to the floor, make a fifty-yard dash to the bathroom door.

Some people think it's funny, but it's really dark and runny.

It needn't cause you pain, you just sit and let it drain.

It's painful as it issues, from those hot and burning tissues.

It's stinky, brown and smelly, as it chugs out of your belly.

It's made of corn and beans, and it comes in shades of greens.

If you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter.

Hulkamania!